Barrington Bimbo Hash

Run: #856, September 23, 2002


Hare: Ever Ready Smelly Beaver Special Edition & Tree House
Location: Borrrington, Rhode Island
Scribe: Ever Ready Smelly Beaver Special Edition
Weather: High 70's, Clear - a beautiful humid evening.
Present:
The Slasher Dr. W.H.O., Basket Boom Boom, W.I.P.O.S., Oozing Syphilitic Dicktaphone, Trail Hoover, Bondo Jovi, KNO, Fuwangi Boner
Visitor:  Zena
Supervisors:  Ben, Jake & the memory of our beloved Baxter

The Run:

The run was absolutely superb.  Bondo was cursing, Fuwangi Boner was late, Basket was trying to sprint in front of everyone and all others worked up a sweat trying to figure out where Ever Ready & Tree House were sending them.  They were in Borrrington for God's sake, a dry town, no bars, no naked women or men (at this time of night anyway), Async wouldn't even show up he is so afraid of the Barrington police finding out about this other life he leads in the RIH3...but Ever Ready did it again.  With the help of Tree House, she set one of the best hashes of the year, of course it will be voted best Beer Check of the year, hands down.  They ran through the streets, down the rivers, in the muddy water, through a school yard and back through the woods behind all those pristine neighborhoods to find the beer check on through the pussy willows under a tree on a muddy island.   We were on the Palmer River soaking up the crabs in our shoes, the bugs on our skin and the poison ivy crawling and spreading on our legs.    Everyone was full of smiles, maybe from the spreading of the legs or the jumping up and down by the bimbos, we are not sure....

After our incredible beer check, wonderful singing, bugle sounds and laughter because we had lost Bondo and Async had never shown...we proceeded back through the forest to the On In at the home of Ever Ready &KNO.  What did we find?  Fuwangi Boner curled up on the front lawn crying out in pain from a twisted ankle (you guys just can't keep up with the tough trails these bimbos set!!) and Bondo sneaking beer in this Borrrrington back yard.

We circled up around the kids turtle swimming pool - sand box and scared all the neighbors with more singing. Ever Readys' kids even got to witness some of the great songs from the group as well as  Bondo with the hashit around his neck, then Basket with the hashit around his neck, then Fuwangi Boner with the hashit for his ankle...who knows who ended up with the @#@ thing...I don't remember........

The final shock came with Bondo asking Ever Ready for her recipe for spaghetti pie...have we all become this domesticated...we better get back to Marks, Matts, or Morts whatever the name of the bar in West Greenwich is soon!

On On

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