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Summary for Run #914, October 20, 2003

(by Dr. Who)


Hare: Raging Queen of Beers
Scribe: Basket
Location: Douglas State Forest, Wallis St Entrance, Douglas, MA
Weather: 40's, Clear

Present: Async, Dr WHO, WIPOS, Bondo Jovi, EB RIPTA (NH3), Fuwangi Boner;

Late: Oozing, SD, SESYB, Basket Boom Boom. Also: Ben, Jake, Seamus.

Run:

A counterclockwise loop, shiggy-free, with little pavement, but no moisture, briars, or law-enforcement agents. Started southwest on Ridge Trail, turned onto loop trails north towards Wallis pond (missed opportunity #1), curving back to Ridge trail west, then multiple zig-zag checks, generally SW, avoiding the feeder stream for the pond (missed opportunity #2). Checks were negotiated effortlessly by Fuwangi in the lead until he missed a simple left parallel to Rt 16 leading to parking area and beer check across the road. BC: Sam Adams Octoberfest, Bass and skunked Guiness. On Back parallell to 16 on the south side to a long falsie south, made longer through the efforts of Oozing, and resulting in the complete and total disorientation of Fuwangi, who went Fugawi for about 90 minutes at this point finally, an opportunity seized!) The rest crossed 16, and continued east, then north back to the Ridge Trail and the cars.

Ratings: 6.9 for loss of Fuwangi, loss of Basket who arrived for the circle, and missed the run completely, and for the Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine which clouded the senses of all present (and even made them consider a rescue mission for Fuwangi at the end of the circle; this stuff is dangerous!)

Hashit: Basket, no, Dr WHO. What is up with this, anyway! Blatant discrimination and bald-faced malice, I call it. You are all a bunch of wanks, and if I keep getting this, I am going to trot out some of my forty verse songs for you. Or perhaps repeated renditions of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"!

On On On: Hannahs, no, Gators, for Guiness, Bass and free buffet of pizza, wings, subs, and noodle dishes. $6.00 per person. Woo-Hoo!