Cold Spring Park Virgin Territory Hash
Summary for Run #917, November 10, 2003
Hare: Bondo Jovi
Scribe: SESYB (summary by Dr Who)
Location: Virgin Territory Cold Spring Park, Woonsocket to Blackstone, MA
Weather: low 40's, Clear
Present: Async, Dr WHO, Oozing SD, SESYB, WIPOS, Tinker, Basket Boom
Boom, Seamus, Jake and Ben. Visitor/Virgin: Just Matt.
Theme: Bondo tries to prove he can go "straight".
The Run:
Can't even call it a circle really. Along the
river NW from Cold Spring Park to the Singleton St Bridge, crossing the river
and Canal street, up through a few bushes (the only shiggy for the run,
pathetic!) to the RR tracks. Loss of all marks (a Bondo
moment)at this point did not deter anyone (except SESYB,
who spent the rest of the evening looking for shiggy and he-man hoboes along the
rails), as they continued NW over St Paul Street and the river, turning west
along the on in trail on Main street (another Bondo moment) to a Tupperware
factory or something complete with savage guard dog, then dipping back south
down a stairway and a leaf and scree covered hill to the river bank.
Async and Basket were
frightened by the pooch, so they shortcutted, the rest followed the dirt road
along the river looping west then north to the gorge and the BC, where all
except SESYB gathered and drank and sang. [Except
Oozing was so worried that
SESYB had met some crazy Frenchie from Woonsocket with more generous
masculine equipment that he couldn't enjoy his beer and he paced around
hollering "On On!" and blowing his whistle and finally decided to backtrack and
find her even knowing that this meant hashit for sure but I digress.]
On In led to the Blackstone Gorge, then turned east on County to Main, and then
Main Street all the way back to Bondo's for like
seven straight miles or something, all pavement, no shiggy, no bimbos, no leash
for Ben and he still didn't get killed. Sheesh!
Ratings: 69! for a nearly perfect f*ck up.
Hashit: Oozing, no Tinker, no Basket!
On On On: Where else but upstairs with Bondo Beer
and Chili for that satisfying bowel cleansing combo that keeps us all coming
back for more.