Cold Spring Park Virgin Territory Hash

Summary for Run #917, November 10, 2003

Hare: Bondo Jovi

Scribe: SESYB (summary by Dr Who)

Location: Virgin Territory Cold Spring Park, Woonsocket to Blackstone, MA

Weather: low 40's, Clear

Present: Async, Dr WHO, Oozing SD, SESYB, WIPOS, Tinker, Basket Boom Boom, Seamus, Jake and Ben. Visitor/Virgin: Just Matt.

Theme: Bondo tries to prove he can go "straight".

The Run:

Can't even call it a circle really. Along the river NW from Cold Spring Park to the Singleton St Bridge, crossing the river and Canal street, up through a few bushes (the only shiggy for the run, pathetic!) to the RR tracks. Loss of all marks (a Bondo moment)at this point did not deter anyone (except SESYB, who spent the rest of the evening looking for shiggy and he-man hoboes along the rails), as they continued NW over St Paul Street and the river, turning west along the on in trail on Main street (another Bondo moment) to a Tupperware factory or something complete with savage guard dog, then dipping back south down a stairway and a leaf and scree covered hill to the river bank. Async and Basket were frightened by the pooch, so they shortcutted, the rest followed the dirt road along the river looping west then north to the gorge and the BC, where all except SESYB gathered and drank and sang. [Except Oozing was so worried that SESYB had met some crazy Frenchie from Woonsocket with more generous masculine equipment that he couldn't enjoy his beer and he paced around hollering "On On!" and blowing his whistle and finally decided to backtrack and find her even knowing that this meant hashit for sure but I digress.]
On In led to the Blackstone Gorge, then turned east on County to Main, and then Main Street all the way back to Bondo's for like seven straight miles or something, all pavement, no shiggy, no bimbos, no leash for Ben and he still didn't get killed. Sheesh!

Ratings: 69! for a nearly perfect f*ck up.

Hashit: Oozing, no Tinker, no Basket!

On On On: Where else but upstairs with Bondo Beer and Chili for that satisfying bowel cleansing combo that keeps us all coming back for more.