SEMA H3 Ordinance Violation Hash
Run #919, November, 24, 2003
Hare: Dr WHO
Location: Nickerson Park, Attleboro, MA
Weather: Clear, High 40's
Present: Async, Bondo Jovi, Fuwangi Boner, WIPOS, Oozing, SESYB, Basket Boom Boom, Jake,
Ben, Seamus.
Commemorating: Dr WHO's Birthday
The Run:
The usual misfits gathered at Nickerson park under a sign forbidding Dogs, Alcohol, and Foul Language. For almost 15
seconds, these rules were obeyed.
The run was a clockwise loop, beginning with a counterclockwise and unecessary circle-jerk marked with almost invisible
blue chalk through the neighborhood, past the satellite police station.
From the standpipes on top of Ides Hill, the trail led back down to the park, east to some powerlines then southwest and
uphill on the powerlines to a check (the falsie for which led to a tent containing some of the most filthy pornography the
hare had ever encountered thus accounting for the prolonged time Fuwangi spent on this trail),
continuing straight to a short bushwhack and then a trail leading west over some hills finally coming out on Tiffany Road.
Basket, Oozing and Fuwangi chose poorly at this check; the rest
turned north and then east on a new powerline. Basket and Async
were encouraged by the hare to take a long falsie east, but because of Async's lumbago and
Basket's blindness, they turned back early to rejoin the rest further north where true trail
did in fact turn east, and north skirting the neighborhood again (whose residents were doubtless calling the Attleboro PD
for the second time this evening) to the beer check atop a cliff. Beer was Riley's Irish Stout, and Red Hook IPA, served
from juice jars.
On In was straightforward, and none of the hashers noticed that the masterfully marked trail looped back over itself for
50 yds, and then turned north back to the standpipes.
Ratings: 0.69 for lack of bimbos, lack of shiggy and lack of losing Basket or Bondo
Hashit: WHO (birthday present); no,
Basket; no, Oozing; no, WHO; no,
Fuwangi AND WHO!
On On On: Weatherlaines, $18 per.
On On