Youth Revolution in RIH3

Run #997, May 16, 2005

Hare:  Oozing

Location:  Providence, RI.

Weather:  60’s, overcast.

Present:  Fuwangi Boner, Trail Hoover, WIPOS, Dry Foot Fairy, and Pecker Checker.

Not Present:  Basket Boom Boom, Bondo Jovi, Dr. WHO, Async, Tinker, Seamus, and Ben.

The Run:

Scribe’s Note: Your humble webmaster has given Oozing more than ample time to complete this write-up. Until he provides a write-up, this summarization will have to suffice.

Wanting to give Async, cursed from hashing by taking a job in Boston, an opportunity to hash, the hare decided to begin the run from the Providence train station. Despite the horn calls by WIPOS (catching the attention of a local cop), no Async showed. In fact, no Basket showed, no Bondo, no Tinker, and no WHO. This might be the very first hash not to be described as ‘pathetic’, ‘suck’, ‘horrible’, or ‘a complete waste of time’. The brilliance by the missing geriatrics was only offset by the 33% bimbo population, thanks to Trail Hoover and Pecker Checker.

They were off heading toward Providence Place, down by the river, underneath Union Station, through the skating rink, a weak attempt to sucker the hashers onto I-195, then to the courtyard of the Cathedral of St. Peter & Paul. With about 20 different potential directions, trail was difficult, but soon found heading west crossing I-95 over Weybossett St. Soon they were heading west on Broadway, where Dry Foot failed to find true trail through the Federal Hill plaza, thus adding unnecessary miles and miles of pavement pounding.

Fuwangi met with the hare at Pleasant Valley Parkway, and they reversed trail to find the others. The hare pointed Trail Hoover, Pecker Checker, and WIPOS onto true trail, while punishing Dry Foot into a long circle-jerk around the Woonasquatucket River. There was a blue crane in the river which made everyone ooohh and awwwwe. A beer check was reached atop a hill at Davis Park. Everyone was giddy with excitement having no worries about the likes of Basket, Bondo, Async, and WHO.

After the beer check, they headed east along Chalkstone, Smith, past the State House to the starting point at the train station. Hiding in plain sight, they decided to circle there. Ratings for the run were off the charts, given those who were NOT present. Total: +69! Brilliant! Hashit went to Dry Foot Fairy for no reason whatsoever.

On-on-on was at Trinity Brewhouse were fine beer was savored. A cake was presented to the birthday girl Pecker Checker, and hashers being hashers, a boisterous “Happy Birthday F*ck You” was sung with much love and affection. All in all, this hash will go down in the hashing annals as perhaps the best hasher ever!!!.

On On

Dry Foot Fairy