RIH3 Hareline

Note: Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order. If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated: Oct 12, 2025
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date:	Time:	Run	Hare:	Directions:
Mon Oct 20	6:30	2069	Basket Basket's Lament He's on a run, here's his song for this week from last week	The RIH3's 2069th Hash Holly Hellfire Shit! This came on awfully quick didn't it? WHO thought Rusty's Red Dress Trail last week was good. I cunt wait to see what he thinks of this one. It will be different, it may be wet, and there will be beers. Directions posted on Sunday...Amen. I was looking to revisit some old trails from the late 80's/early 90's, but unfortunately, Mr Peabody's coal trail has hauled them away. There's been so much construction in them thar woods, it's just a cryin shame. I had so wanted to cross the river again. C'est la vie. So... Trail will start from (Effin's) The Last Resort on Farnum Pike opposite Stump Pond. Pack's away at 6-tirdy. OnOn will be at Laura's. Park on the Right Side of the building. Here. His Song of the Week: I'm a Red Cock See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon Oct 27	6:30 PM	2070	Crotch Tiger Pussy Galore	Happy Holloweenie Hash Her Song of the Week: the Cucumber Song See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon. Nov 3	6:30 PM	2071	Hairy Kirschner and Luxury Box	Hairy has the November Tird Hash I think the consensus is 'We'd rather have LB.' Now we wait and see. His Song of the Week: Seven Old Ladies Her Song of the Week: Christopher Robin See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon Nov 10	6:30 PM	2072	Just the Tip	The Sinking of the USS Yshitoed Hash Did not happen last time this Wanker Laid Trail So Some Sorry Arsehole was thinking Maybe Now? His Song of the Week: Twas A Cold Winters Evening See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
	A Tird in the Beaver	So we were all quite happy when Wee B's moved to Austin. Didn't have to put up with his shitty trails under highways where even he wouldn't go. But he was lonely and missed his Wanking friends in RI, so he invited the Tird in the Beaver to go join him. I say good riddence to the whole bota dem.
	Wee Balls	You know he complained about not being in the dog house so often, and I'm not one to move someone just because he asked for it, but it's plain to see he deserves to be somewhere since he's not in Rhode Island anymore. Wee Balls has moved back to Texas. He's not going to be laying flour here anytime soon, so he is in the Dog House until he cums back to his senses.
	Next Week/Alpacalips Now	Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization..
	Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys	Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man.
	Justin Myass	After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!
	Thats-a-Mouthful	So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
	Dry Foot Fairy	Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
	Trail Hoover (SESYB)	OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
	Great at Giving Head	Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
	Async	Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.
	Tinker	Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
	Cum Under PSHS	She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
	Dick Doc	Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
	Evil Bitch Ripta	EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
	Swallows My Pride	The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
	Raging Queen of Beers	Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
	Birdbrain	Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis. When will you people learn? Repeat after me. The Hash Is My Life!
	EverReady	Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability. Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause. Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?
	Short Peck	Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State. (Yes, even Jake turned him down).
	Snot	Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK. He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.

Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

The RIH3's 2069th Hash

Happy Holloweenie Hash

Hairy has the November Tird Hash