RIH3 Hareline

Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Note: Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order. If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated: Aug 29, 2010

Date:	Time:	Run	Hare:	Directions:
Mon. Sept 6 Labor Day	2 PM	1275	Dr WHO	WHO's Labia Day Special When asked how good it's going to be, he said, " it's like the Mooncup Reusable Menstrual Cup. Its not the top two feminine sanitary items, but it's right up there." WHO knows what Basket is talking about? Not WHO! The run, as always, should be avoided at all costs. And if you must come, bring your own beer. As always, ladies with real labia (i.e. not you, Bondo!) are especially welcome. I will warn you, that there will be water on trail, and due to a recent algae bloom, it will kill your dog if he drinks it. I have managed to kill one or two hash dogs, in my time. But I leave it entirely up to you, Basket. Trail begins by special request, in Melville Park, Portsmouth. It will begin at 1400, sharp. (I use military time in the hope that half the hash will show up at four PM) (Heh, heh!) There will be beer, snacks, lame-assed trail and even lamer singing. FU, you F'nF's. D'erections: 195 East, through Fall River to 24 South 24 South over the bridge to Portsmouth, continuing onto 114 114 South (West Main Road) about a mile to Bradford Ave Right on Bradford (at the Melville School) for about 1/3 mile Right at the Melville Park sign Park in the mulch at the end. Get your own Google map, you wanks!
Mon. Sep 13	6:30 PM	1276	Amish Ithead	Will Amish be disappointed again? Will Amish Disappoint us again? We hope not
Mon. Sep 20	2 PM	1277	BONDO	What will Bondo cum up with next?
Mon.Sep 27	6:30 PM Monday	1278	Hairy Krishna	I'm a two timerl
Mon. Oct 4	6:30 PM	1279	Dicks On Broadway	Dick's UP?
Mon. Oct 11	6:30 PM	1280	Flobanger	On this day in 1991 Anita Hill testifies that Clarence Thomas sexually harrased her. What's that got to do with Flo?
Mon. Oct 18	6:30 PM	1280	Basket	Basket's Back
Mon Oct 25	6:30 PM	1281	Shemale Man	If you missed his last one because you were at InterHash, you were lucky
Mon Nov 1	6:30 PM	1282	CEP and Mud Slut	CEP and Mud Slut are doing it again
Mon. Nov 8	6:30 PM	1283	WIPOS	9th Annual Piss Off the~~Neighbor~~ HASH from yet another new location
Mon Nov 15	6:30 PM	1284	Oozing	Posted Sunday at 06:47 PM Oozing's Reply with quote #1 and not a minute too soon.
Mon Nov 22	6:30 PM	1285	Wee Balls	Posted Sunday at 06:47 PM Oozing's Reply with quote #1 and not a minute too soon. Does anyone remember my last hash trail? The virgins won't soon forget this one. Well it was terrible! PERIOD

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
	Justin Myass	After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!
	Thats-a-Mouthful	So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
	Dry Foot Fairy	Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
	Trail Hoover (SESYB)	OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
	Great at Giving Head	Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
	Async	Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.
	Tinker	Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
	Cum Under PSHS	She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
	Dick Doc	Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
	Evil Bitch Ripta	EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
	Swallows My Pride	The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
	Raging Queen of Beers	Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
	Birdbrain	Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis. When will you people learn? Repeat after me. The Hash Is My Life!
	EverReady	Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability. Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause. Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?
	Short Peck	Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State. (Yes, even Jake turned him down).
	Snot	Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK. He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.

The Rhode Island Hash runs Mondays at 6:30 PM year round.