RIH3 Hareline

Note: Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order. If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated: April 14, 2024
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date:	Time:	Run	Hare:	Directions:
Friday April 26	6:00-10:30 PM	Pub Crawl Downtown Pvd	Scummie Seconds	, The Pub Crawl Prelub to Saturday's Red Dress Event by Elizabeth Adams, Adam Martin and 2 others Downtown, Providence, Rhode Island Duration: 4 hr 30 min Group · Members of Rhode Island Hash House Harriers (RIH3) Downtown Pub Crawl to kick off RDR weekend, get you all a little tipsy, and start making that money for STE! Theme: Hashy attire - kilts, happis, shiggy socks, whatever makes you smile and makes people ask "What are you doing?!" Hash Cash: This is pay as you go event but WILL have surprises and specials throughout the night! 6 pm - Nick-A-Nees (Cash Only) 7 pm - Mirabar 8 pm - Askew - Pub style snacks available 9 pm - Far Shot 10 pm Trinity Brewhouse - Late night menu until midnight See FB Event for our Pub Crawl Here Her Song of the Week: Twas A Cold Winters Evening See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Sat April 27	2 PM	The Red Dress Hash	Scummie Seconds	, The First RIH3 Red Dress in a LONG Time Event by Elizabeth Adams, Adam Martin and 2 others Starts at 100 Gaspee Street, Downtown Train Station, Providence, Rhode Island Grab your favorite Red Dress (that may be a tough decision for Hairy) And join the festivities for fun-filled afternoon. This trail will take in all the wonderful spring happenings in Providence - hopefully even the Cherry Blossoms - while raising money for a local charity, Spectrum Theater Ensemble. This local theater troupe is at the cutting edge of creating plays by neurodivergent (Autism spectrum) adults, while raising awareness for all disabilities. Travel hashers can easily take the train to Providence! Boston Back Bay departs 1314 and arrives at 1342, New Haven departs 1147 and arrives 1331! - enough time to grab a beverage and meet other half-minds at start! so sCrUM on down to Providence for a beautiful spring trail! https://hashrego.com/events/rih3-rhode-island-red-dress-run See FB Event for the Red Dress Here Her Song of the Week: Twas A Cold Winters Evening See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon April 29	6:30 PM	1992	Ass Quack Crabby Shag	The Red Dress Recovery Hash Lookin' to be in on the Island ?. Direction out by Sunday. His Song of the Week: The Girl from Baltimore Her Song of the Week: Vino See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon. May 6	6:30 PM	1993	Shemale Wait! I'm not dead yet!	Snow is done in New Hampshire, let the Mud Season Begin Hash See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates His Song of the Week: Bring me some whiskey mother See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon. May 13	6:30 PM	1994	Hairy Kirschner and Luxury Box	Hairy has somthin' up his pant leg for this Hash Bee(R) Afraid. Very Afraid. His Song of the Week: Seven Old Ladies Her Song of the Week: Christopher Robin See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon. May 20	6:30 PM	1995	tongue in rEar and ProbonoR	The Virgin Hare's Hash Can't wait to see what happens. His Song of the Week: Way down in Barcelona Her Song of the Week: These foolish things remind me of you See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon. May 27	2PM	1996	Amish Ithead and Meat Wallet	The Thanks for the Mammories Hash Holiday Hare/Holiday Schedule Aaaaamish His Song of the Week: Colors Her Song of the Week: Cucumbers See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon June 3	6:30 PM	1997	Hym Wrng Gye	Hym Wrng Gye Hash Need I say more? Her Song of the Week: Twas A Cold Winters Evening See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates
Mon June 10	6:30 PM	1998	WIPOS	WIPOS Hash Song of the Week: Bring Me Some Whiskey See the RIH3 facebook Page for updates

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
	A Tird in the Beaver	So we were all quite happy when Wee B's moved to Austin. Didn't have to put up with his shitty trails under highways where even he wouldn't go. But he was lonely and missed his Wanking friends in RI, so he invited the Tird in the Beaver to go join him. I say good riddence to the whole bota dem.
	Wee Balls	You know he complained about not being in the dog house so often, and I'm not one to move someone just because he asked for it, but it's plain to see he deserves to be somewhere since he's not in Rhode Island anymore. Wee Balls has moved back to Texas. He's not going to be laying flour here anytime soon, so he is in the Dog House until he cums back to his senses.
	Next Week/Alpacalips Now	Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization..
	Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys	Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man.
	Justin Myass	After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!
	Thats-a-Mouthful	So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
	Dry Foot Fairy	Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
	Trail Hoover (SESYB)	OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
	Great at Giving Head	Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
	Async	Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.
	Tinker	Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
	Cum Under PSHS	She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
	Dick Doc	Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
	Evil Bitch Ripta	EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
	Swallows My Pride	The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
	Raging Queen of Beers	Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
	Birdbrain	Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis. When will you people learn? Repeat after me. The Hash Is My Life!
	EverReady	Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability. Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause. Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?
	Short Peck	Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State. (Yes, even Jake turned him down).
	Snot	Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK. He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.

Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

The Pub Crawl Prelub to Saturday's Red Dress

The First RIH3 Red Dress in a LONG Time

The Red Dress Recovery Hash

Snow is done in New Hampshire, let the Mud Season Begin Hash

Hairy has somthin' up his pant leg for this Hash

The Virgin Hare's Hash

The Thanks for the Mammories Hash

Hym Wrng Gye Hash Need I say more?

WIPOS Hash

Hym Wrng Gye Hash
Need I say more?