Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Note:  Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order.   If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Dry Foot Fairy.

Last Updated:  May 8, 2008

Date: Time: Run Hare: Directions:

Mon, May 12

6:30 PM

1154

Fuwangi Boner

 

Mon, May 19

6:30 PM

1155

Basket and company

 

Mon, May 26

2 PM

1146

Async

Celebrate the Memories Hash

 The secret location will leaked out soon, but it is rumored to be in the woods of Burrillville or nearby swamps of Glocester, Rhode Island

Grab an Old Timer, Grab a Virgin, Grab a Visitor, and bring them to the Run of the Holiday.
If you grab yourself, please do it in private and don't be like Bondo and talk about it... thank you very much
 

Mon, June 2

6:30 PM

1146

Bondo

 

Mon, Jun 9

6:30 PM

1147

Amish It Head

 

Mon, Jun 16

6:30 PM

1148

Justin My Ass

 

Mon, Jun 23

6:30 PM

1149

E.W.D.

 

Mon, Jun 23

6:30 PM

1150

Oozing


So Do WE

 

Mon, June 30

6:30 PM

1151

Concrete Feet and his side kick WIPOS

 

Mon, July 7

6:30 PM

1152

The Tinker

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Mon, July 14

6:30 PM

1153

Dr WHO



 

 

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
 

Thats-a-Mouthful



 

 So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
 

Dry Foot Fairy



 

 Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
 

Trail Hoover (SESYB)



 

 OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
 

Great at Giving Head



 

 Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
 

Tinker



 

 Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
 

Cum Under PSHS



 

 She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
 

Dick Doc



 

 Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
  Evil Bitch Ripta

 

 EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
  Swallows My Pride



 The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
  Raging Queen of Beers

 

 Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
  Birdbrain

 

 Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis.    When will you people learn?   Repeat after me.   The Hash Is My Life!
  EverReady

  Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability.    Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause.    

Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?
  Short Peck

  

Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State.   (Yes, even Jake turned him down).   

  Snot

 

     

Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK.

He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.

 

The Rhode Island Hash runs Mondays at 6:30 PM year round.