Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Note:   Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order.   If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated:  Jan 21, 2018
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date: Time: Run Hare: Directions:
Mon. Jan 22 6:30 PM 1663 A Tird in the Beaver


The Burns Supper Hash

WHO's making the Haggis?
Well, maybe/maybe not WHO, as he may be pulling someone's gall bladder in Beverly, MA, but someone will. We will be putting the fixins together on Sunday night at our anal Haggis making party. Sir Snot may or may not be here to enjoy the delectable delights of the RIH3's labor, but he will be here for the Hash. Snotty's return for this auspicious event is most welcome, as his expertise in eating sheep innards is well known in the other side of the pond.

Tird’s First Run: One beer stop
Tird’s Second Run: Two beer stops
Tird’s Tird Run: Tree beer stops
Tird’s Fourth Run: ?????

Will it be 6.9 miles of shiggy, or 6.9 inches pissing down on us? Will the flour stick to the trees or will you have to find the US Army Reserves to get back on trail? Will Shemaleman down an arm’s length of haggis at the on-after or at home in his man-cave?

You should probably bring some rain gear, and definitely bring a headlamp.

Could be the wettest you get all week... Trail leaves from the lot on the Poppasquash Rd entrance to Colt State Park.
Start from Here: (41.6813855,-71.2892710)


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His song of the Week: Hello Penis My Old Friend.

Mon. Jan 29 6:30 PM 1664 Donkey & Pubic Housing

The Dead Poets Hash

Bring out your Joyce.

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His Song of the Week: The Story of Eskimo Nell

Her Song of the Week: Christopher Robin

Feb 5
Monday 6:30

Rusty makes up for OOzing's help in the snow

A Virgin CoHare?

The Superbarf Hangover Hash

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Song of the Week: 7 Old Ladies

Mon. Feb 12 6:30 PM 1666 WIPOS

WIPOS Does the Mark of the Beast

It's an ominous sign when WIPOS' Hash fall on the one 666'th Hash for RIH3. doG help us.

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NEW Song of the Week: Hymns and Arias

Mon. Feb 19 6:30 PM 1667 Hairy

& Luxury Box

Hairy wants to have LB's Baby Hash

There's still a lot of baby talk in this household, but ususally it ends with LB saying, "Oh, suck it up and show your age, Hairy."
So go here:

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Her Song of the Week: I've only half a brain.

His Song of the Week: Cat on the Rooftops.

Mon. Feb 24 12 noonish 1668A The Fat One and others

Rumney Ski Hash

Pack you gear and swimwear...ok, forget the swimwear. Keg is tapped on Friday, unless somebody finds the key in Basket's car.

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The Ballad of Eskimo Nell

Mon. Feb 26 6:30 PM 1668 Just the Tip

JTT Is Praying for Snow in Rumney and in RIH3

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His Song of the Week: Red is the Color.

Mon. Mar 5 6:30 PM 1669 Crotch Tiger

Pussy Galore

The March Hare Hash

Let's all go down the Rabbit's Hole together. Wouldn't that be fun. Alice, Alice, Don't be late; it's our 1669th.

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Song of the Week: How do you like my Poetry

Mon March 12 6:30 PM 1670 Ass Quack

Crabby Shag

Ass Q's cuming out of retirement Hash

We'll see. It all depends upon him getting help from Hutch and Crabby....otherwise it'll be like a wet diaper.

His Song of the Week: The Girl from Baltimore

Her Song of the Week: Vino

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Next Week/Alpacalips Now

Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization..

Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys

Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man.

Justin Myass

After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!


So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.

Dry Foot Fairy

Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.

Trail Hoover (SESYB)

OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.

Great at Giving Head

Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.


Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.


Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!

Cum Under PSHS

She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?

Dick Doc

Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
  Evil Bitch Ripta

EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
  Swallows My Pride

The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
  Raging Queen of Beers

Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry

Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis.    When will you people learn?   Repeat after me.   The Hash Is My Life!

 Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability.    Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause.    

Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?

  Short Peck


Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State.   (Yes, even Jake turned him down).   




Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK.

He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.