Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Note:   Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order.   If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated:  Sept 22, 2017 11:27 PM
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date: Time: Run Hare: Directions:
Sep 25 6:30 PM 1646 Rusty

Rusty has something planned to entertain the RIH3 and his daughter too

He said it won't be at the soccer fields, but just on the other side of the bridge, so start out early.
Udder side of the bridge is correct, we will be starting from the John H Chafee Nature Preserve, the street address is 1344 Boston Neck Rd, Saunderstown. Pack away promptly at 6:30pm


The other side of the bridge


There will be much rejoicing, there will be shiggy, there will be beer, and something interesting for the "W" stop. We will likely head to Jillian's afterwards because I can't cook steak.

The foregoing will probably not stop Amish or Hairy from making smart comments about posting run info way too early, but that's all part of the fun in posting them now. Up yours Jimmy(s).
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On-On till the beer runs dry


It's not what you wear, but how you wear it.

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Song of the Week: Wayyyy Down in Barcelona


Oct 2
Monday 6:30
1647
A Tird in the Beaver

The Tird's Tird Hash

WHO knows what kind of shit show this will be.


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Song of the Week: 7 Old Ladies

Mon. Oct 9 6:30 PM 1648 OOzing

Indian Day

Native or Asian?

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His song of the Week: Hello Penis My Old Friend.

Mon. Oct 16 6:30 PM 1649 BONDO

Bondo's Best Hash EVER

Prepare yourselves for a special brew, explosive farts and morning after hangovers.
And he's bringing his Bondo's Best to celebrate.

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Song of the Week: As I was walking


Oct 23
6:30
1650
Basket

Will this be Basket's Last Hash

It may be time to retire....but will he?

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Song of the Week: 7 Old Ladies

Mon. Oct 30 6:30 PM 1651 Fecal Veneer

It going to be a Holloweenie Hash

Costumes are mandatory....or it's Hashit for you.

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Song of the Week: Follow the Pig

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
 

Next Week/Alpacalips Now

Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization..
 

Amish Ithead Has Left The Building

So the broken bones have healed and it seems that the Wanker wants out of the Dog House. Let's hope he keeps on the good side of the wife or he may be back in before he knows it. Keep your tips up Amish.
 

Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys

Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man.
 

Justin Myass

After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!
 

Thats-a-Mouthful

So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
 

Dry Foot Fairy

Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
 

Trail Hoover (SESYB)

OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
 

Great at Giving Head

Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
 

Async

Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.
 

Tinker

Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
 

Cum Under PSHS

She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
 

Dick Doc

Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
  Evil Bitch Ripta

EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
  Swallows My Pride

The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
  Raging Queen of Beers

Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
  Birdbrain

Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis.    When will you people learn?   Repeat after me.   The Hash Is My Life!
  EverReady

 Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability.    Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause.    

Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?

  Short Peck

 

Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State.   (Yes, even Jake turned him down).   

  Snot

 

    

Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK.

He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.