Note: Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order. If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.
Last Updated:
June 15, 2017
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.
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| Mon. June 26 | 6:30 PM | 1633 |
Fecal Veneer
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First Hash of SummerAnd the Hare was looking for something in the Providence area....more to cum. |
| Mon July 3 | 6:30 PM | 1634 |
Ass Quack
 Crabby Shag 
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His Song of the Week: The Girl from Baltimore |
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Next Week/Alpacalips Now |
Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization.. | |
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Amish Ithead |
It is pretty sad to have to break a leg for sympathy. Then he proposes to Meat Wallet so he has a live-in sitter. "Bring me a beer would you please, My leg hurts something awful !" Amish will be in the Dog House until he decides life is more than getting a leg up on the competition, and joins us for a Hash. | |
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Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys |
Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man. | |
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Justin Myass |
After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short! | |
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Thats-a-Mouthful |
So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails. | |
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Dry Foot Fairy |
Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid. | |
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Trail Hoover (SESYB) |
OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection. | |
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Great at Giving Head |
Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer. | |
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Async |
Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse. | |
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Tinker |
Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker! | |
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Cum Under PSHS |
She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave? | |
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Dick Doc |
Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer. | |
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Evil Bitch Ripta
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EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling. | |
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Swallows My Pride
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The Good Doctor has gone Bad. | |
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Raging Queen of Beers
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Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry | |
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Birdbrain
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Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis. When will you people learn? Repeat after me. The Hash Is My Life! | |
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EverReady
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Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability. Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause. Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right? |
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Short Peck
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Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State. (Yes, even Jake turned him down). |
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Snot
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Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK. He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake. |
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