Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Note:   Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order.   If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated:  Dec 14, 2017
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date: Time: Run Hare: Directions:
Mon. Dec 18 6:30 PM 1658 Amish Ithead

and Meat Wallet

Amish and MW want to start the Xmass early

It was decided by a majority to hold the RIH3 XMas Gift Swap on the Monday before the holiday. That lets Amish have all the fun. I'm sure it will be most entertaining.

The party is a pot luck, so bring something to share. This is a prefect time to re-gift the naked girl bottle opener or the dirty song book, or some other worthless crap you've been trying to dump on somebody.

Amish will have more information soon.

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Song of the Week: Ain't it all a fuckin' shame

Tuesday, Dec 26 6:30 PM 1659 WHO will play OOzie (Santa) this year, and where will it be?

The RIH3 Post Christmas Hash

Hey Wankers. Please note the change of the day for this event...IT IS ON Tuesday Since Monday is Christmas 12/25, it was generally agreed to hold the Hash Swap on the Monday before. More info from Amish as we get closer to the event.

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Her song of the Week: Irian Jaya
His song of the Week: Follow the Pig

Monday, Jan 1 noon to 2tirdy PM 1660 WHO will be Hare

The RIH3 New Year's Plunge Hash

We're thinking about combining a chilly Plunge with a Hash, The time and place will be decided when we get more information from the Secret Hare. As per Crotch Tiger's request, the Hash will take place before the plunge so she won't have wet hare during the trail. Although, we may have a wet Hare just the same. We'll see what happens....stay tuned.

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Her song of the Week: Irian Jaya
His song of the Week: Follow the Pig

Jan 8 6:30 PM 1661 Rusty

Will Rusty get some help on this cold night from Frosted Fanny?

It's not what you wear, but how you wear it.

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Song of the Week: Wayyyy Down in Barcelona

Mon. Jan 15 6:30 PM 1662 Butt Plug

Butt Plug Still Has Something Up His Arse

That he'd like to share with us.

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Song of the Week: The sexual life of a camel

Mon. Jan 22 6:30 PM 1663 A Tird in the Beaver

The Burns Supper Hash

WHO's making the Haggis?

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His song of the Week: Hello Penis My Old Friend.

Mon. Jan 29 6:30 PM 1664 Donkey & Pubic Housing

The Dead Poets Hash

Bring out your Joyce.

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His Song of the Week: The Story of Eskimo Nell

Her Song of the Week: Christopher Robin

Feb 5
Monday 6:30

The Superbarf Hangover Hash

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Song of the Week: 7 Old Ladies


Next Week/Alpacalips Now

Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization..

Amish Ithead Has Left The Building

So the broken bones have healed and it seems that the Wanker wants out of the Dog House. Let's hope he keeps on the good side of the wife or he may be back in before he knows it. Keep your tips up Amish.

Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys

Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man.

Justin Myass

After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!


So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.

Dry Foot Fairy

Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.

Trail Hoover (SESYB)

OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.

Great at Giving Head

Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.


Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.


Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!

Cum Under PSHS

She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?

Dick Doc

Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
  Evil Bitch Ripta

EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
  Swallows My Pride

The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
  Raging Queen of Beers

Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry

Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis.    When will you people learn?   Repeat after me.   The Hash Is My Life!

 Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability.    Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause.    

Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?

  Short Peck


Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State.   (Yes, even Jake turned him down).   




Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK.

He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.