Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Note:   Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order.   If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated:  Aug 11, 2017 11:27 PM
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date: Time: Run Hare: Directions:
Mon. Aug 21 6:30 PM 1641 ObonerR

The Retar'd Recovery Hash

Maybe Just Pat will give her a little.......help.


Her song of the Week: Irian Jaya
His song of the Week: Follow the Pig

Mon. Aug 28 6:30 PM 1642
POP

Kinky Boobs

POP HAD another great Hash planned for the Wankers of the RIH3

Unfortunately he's found himself in a delemma. His work is keeping him on the water for the rest of the summer and is unable to fulfill his obligations as Hare for the RIH3. That and Kinky Boobs is keeping him on a sort leash, and WHO wouldn't want that...kinky, huh?
So there will be a secret Hare for this most auspicious event. This is the last Hash before the analversity of the Philly Interhash. What's so significant about that? Well, it was the RIH3's first event they attended as a group, having been started by Sparks the previous year. It was also the event that offered the RIH3 an opportunity to expand its ranks to include Basket and Bondo. Yes, that's right ladies and gents, there's an analversity for two old farts in the near future, so start planning the celebrations. 30 years at 50+ runs a year and Basket has a lot of miles in his shiggy shoes. As a matter of fact, adding away Hashes and InterHashes, September 11th is his 1,690th Hash. Amazing! And what about Bondo? 30 years and 40 runs (average) he's getting on to his 1,169th....give or take. We will not accept any expensive gifts, but would be willing to accept warm wishes and a reach around. More on this in the very near future.

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His song of the Week: Hello Penis My Old Friend.

Mon. Sep 4 2 PM 1643 Crotch Tiger

Pussy Galore

the Laborfest Hash

Expect the unexpected from the ladies



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Song of the Week: How do you like my Poetry

Mon.Sep 11 6:30 PM 1644 Donkey & Pubic Housing


The Best Hash of the Week Hash




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His Song of the Week: The Story of Eskimo Nell

Her Song of the Week: Christopher Robin

Mon. Sept 18 6:30 PM 1645 OOzing

OOzing still looking for direction in his lifre

Will he find it at the RIH3

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His song of the Week: Hello Penis My Old Friend.

Sep 25 6:30 PM 1646 Rusty

Rusty has something planned to entertain the RIH3 and his daugher

And he's said it won't be at the soccer fields.

It's not what you wear, but how you wear it.

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Song of the Week: Wayyyy Down in Barcelona

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
 

Next Week/Alpacalips Now

Next Week moved to the slums in Westerly and thought bringing with him a pretty face would protect him from the gangstas. He's asked to be put into the Dog House until she convinces him to sell, make a profit and move back to civilization..
 

Amish Ithead

It is pretty sad to have to break a leg for sympathy. Then he proposes to Meat Wallet so he has a live-in sitter. "Bring me a beer would you please, My leg hurts something awful !" Amish will be in the Dog House until he decides life is more than getting a leg up on the competition, and joins us for a Hash.
 

Sleeping Booty and her 7 Toys

Sleeping Booty grabbed her toys and skipped out on us. I've been looking for her, but with little luck. She's lost so much weight you canardly catch a glimpse of her now, since she's become a professional street walker. She said she works for the government, but we've heard that story before from Shemail Man.
 

Justin Myass

After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!
 

Thats-a-Mouthful

So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
 

Dry Foot Fairy

Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
 

Trail Hoover (SESYB)

OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
 

Great at Giving Head

Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
 

Async

Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.
 

Tinker

Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
 

Cum Under PSHS

She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
 

Dick Doc

Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
  Evil Bitch Ripta

EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
  Swallows My Pride

The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
  Raging Queen of Beers

Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
  Birdbrain

Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis.    When will you people learn?   Repeat after me.   The Hash Is My Life!
  EverReady

 Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability.    Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause.    

Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?

  Short Peck

 

Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State.   (Yes, even Jake turned him down).   

  Snot

 

    

Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK.

He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.