Date: 

Thu Jun 2 16:17:57 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

This is Bondo-friendly formatting.

It helps to know some HTML tags.

Give me beer and I'll search around for a better guestbook.

Date: 

Thu Jun 2 14:26:56 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Wow! All formatting gone! Forget about it, I'll just try the message board!

Date: 

Thu Jun 2 14:25:15 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

By demand of a recent patient of mine, who felt left out without a song to commemorate his event, here is a first draft: We three Wanks To the tune: “We, Three Kings of Orient Are” Getting older sure is a drag Change in bowels is one red flag Take no chance, or Rectal cancer Might just buy you the “bag.” Oh-Oh-O! Chorus: Time for colonoscopy For old men in the RIH3 Cleanse your bowels Stop your howls Dr WHO says it’s pain-free Basket first, he’s got no class Fake tatoos all over his ass Always joking Through the poking Saving up all his gas Ch.: Bondo’s next, he made his bowels clear On the bed, presented his rear This exposure Caused discomposure The nurses went white with fear Ch.: Tinker’s last, the favorite hash gimp Got prepared in spite of his limp Watched, breath bated Unsedated Proving that he’s no wimp Ch.: Async’s next, his time is near due He has said he’ll chose Dr WHO He may rue it But WHO will do it Problem is: who will do WHO? Ch.:

Date: 

Mon May 30 15:30:44 2005

Hash Name: 

Anti-Cock  <hemlock@crocker.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Happy Valley H3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Hey You south of the border wankers! AC here from the Happiest of Valleys exhorting youse all ( NJ transplant speak)to cum to Buffett IV in Wendell. It's June 11, 12 at Wendell State Forest. Same bucolic site as last year. We've got a whole campground to ourselves, a beach, beer from Yeasty Boy's Brewery, Hot bimbos and beer. Did I mention Beer? Check out the Happy Valley website for particulars. I mentioned this one to some of you last summer and it sounded like you wanted to cum this year.

Date: 

Mon May 30 12:04:14 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr W.H.O.  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3 (Sigh!)

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Good work, Basket. I thought it was Bondo using your name, for a minute. I know you have always had trouble with those "hanging things!" But, nature can be cruel.

Date: 

Sat May 28 10:49:07 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Basket, I hope your operation was successful. There is nothing more depressing than not being able to find beer, or at least the trail to the beer, then not finding your mouth to put the beer in. So we shall celebrate on Monday, with beer!

Oh yeah, once you hit the "Submit" button, it immediately writes to the guestbook. Hopefully, I can find a script that will permit us to check our drivel before we post it. It also helps if you know a little html, because you can put some code in such as this!

Date: 

Sat May 28 08:17:29 2005

Hash Name: 

Basket  <basketboomboom@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

BurrillvilleH3,RIH3,and FUH3,

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

We need to add spell checker. I never read what I type until after I'm done, and now I'm posting crap, but you already know that, didn't you.

Date: 

Sat May 28 08:09:00 2005

Hash Name: 

Basket  <basketboomboom@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

BurrillvilleH3,RIH3,and FUH3,

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

I really don't know why I hash. It's sort of grown on me over the past 18 years, 9 months and 14 days. I suppose I should grow up and find financial security with a job or at least get some good friends. "Birds of a Feather", my mother always said, "Hang together." And after seeing this bunch in the back of a squad car, I'm not too sure about this "Hanging thing". Any way, it's nice to see the guestbook up, and find out that WHO didn't include me in the list of people he didn't want to find the directions to the next Hash. I guess he needs my help finding the beer. Who knew he was so intelligent? I'm sure your all wonding, especially WHO, how my operations went yesterday. Well, after popping out my eye and disecting one of them muscles and reattaching it to a new location, I have a much better outlook on life. Not that I can see better, but at least both eyes are still on the correct side of my nose. This of course if imperitive if I'm to find the location of my mouth for pouring in beer. This of course means less beer for the rest of you, but if WHO's wishes cum true, it'll just be me and you...woooHOOO!

Date: 

Fri May 27 23:28:28 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Nice work, DFF. But for those with bookmarks, the old site still comes up and will lead them astray on Monday when they try to find the run. Good riddance, I say. Especially if it's Bondo! Or Fuwangi. Or WIPOS, for that matter. Even Tinker! Oozing? Fuggedaboudit! (SESYB is always welcome, of course!)

Date: 

Fri May 27 17:30:03 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

The old guestbook is back online. It's a little different, but more or less the same. Try this for a little while and tell me what you think, if anything.

On-on,
Dry Foot Fairy.