Date: 

Sun Jul 17 21:07:52 2005

Hash Name: 

oozing  <oozing1@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Life:a perpetual pursuit. Some pursue happiness, eternal life or money. For a lot of people, its a pursuit of virgins. Getting tired from the same mundane situation/person, we look afar for greener pastures. The RIH3 has fallen victim to this rat race-searching for virginal trails, at the cost of quality hashes. Oozing brings his eastern wisdom and patience to the next hash:an education of how to continue to milk the most excitement out of an old,all too familiar ally. Altho' the lure of a virgins fresh skin and innocent exhuberence may be inviting, one leaves with a sense of being "ripped off". Not this Monday! MISD'ERECTIONS: Big River Hash: take 95 south to exit 6(route 3/Coventry). Take a left at the exit, over the highway, beyond the orange thingies and Division St, and take a left on Burnt Sawmill Rd. Go about a quarter of a mile, beyond the bridge and dilapitated house on right, and park on the right in space and side of road. For you american thrill-seekers, we can go to a NEW onin afterwards if you like.

Date: 

Tue Jul 5 23:28:12 2005

Hash Name: 

Tinker  <email_jel@yahoo.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

MISDIRECTIONS: ANNUAL OAK HILL TAVERN STEAK COOKOUT HASH, NORTH KINGSTOWN, MONDAY 11 JULY, 6:30 PM You will have a speedy, safe, clean run. Gotta get to the OHT before the steaks run out. Head south from Providence on I 95, take the Rte 4 turnoff to North Kingstown, and as you pass the Rte 102 junction on Rte 4, zero your odometer. Continue south for 1.4 miles on Rte 4 to the first set of traffic lights, and turn left onto Oak Hill Road. At 2.2 miles turn left into Ryan Park. Continue into Ryan Park, go left past the ball fields, making every possible legitimate left turn and park at the boat ramp at 2.5 miles. Exit your vehicle and proceed to act stupid. (If you are coming from any direction but north, go a sufficient distance north toward Providence, turn around and follow the above directions south.)

Date: 

Thu Jun 30 13:51:23 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Getting tired of seeing Bondo's message, i thought I'd see if anyone reads this guestbook any more. If not, F*** you! Also, if anyone is interested in carpooling up to NH on Sunday, planning to come back at a reasonable time, I'm hoping to drive up around 11AM. Email me.

Date: 

Fri Jun 17 20:01:19 2005

Hash Name: 

bondo  <bondojovi@msn.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

hey why is it the fucken stupid message board will not take my fucken directions.... Well its a Bike hash Bike hash at bondo's bike hash at bondo's directions follow your heart and you will find the bodisavatte home or take 146 north to slatterville exit end of ramp take a right at light take a right at next light take a left at next light take a right and after 1/2 mi take a left onto meadow road purple house at end of road......dogs will be fenced in...... unless you are really stupid and wish for your dog to have a heart attack from running about 15 mi.....

Date: 

Wed Jun 15 22:08:57 2005

Hash Name: 

kddy prn  <propaganda_club@yahoo.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Cape Cod Hash House

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

hey harriers/iettes... who amongst yea would enjoy having a hasher passed out on their couch/floor/toilet...? thats right, one young 'gifted' hasher is looking for a friendly (?) hovel in which to squat for a night or two a week whilst he studies 'art' (read looking at/drawing nake ladies) at risd this summer for six weeks. (starting sometime soon [june 20th...or later]). kiddy porn (said leech) is willing to provide a minimal amount of monies for floor access (and shower or garden hose) as well as beer. thats right! it's like sponsoring a upward bound student, or more likely a foreign exchange student who barely speaks english, has questionable sanitary habits, and a turpentine habit. so, if there are any brave, selfless souls out there... i'm probably in the wrong place. but if there is a fool willing to take in the pathetic and woeful i would be much obliged. on-on kiddy porn ps. willing to perform 'favors' if requested... including but not limited to: chopping wood, digging ditches, laying pipe, trimming bushes, and polishing knobs... (no maybe not... it depends...) pps. email at propaganda_club@yahoo.com

Date: 

Wed Jun 15 21:32:26 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

I'm thinking of taking my son Dima to the PawSox game this Saturday (18th). Anyone interested? I'd like to reserve tickets by Friday morning, the latest. So let me know and email me.
For info, their website is: www.pawsox.com
On-on, Dry Foot.

Date: 

Mon Jun 6 16:37:28 2005

Hash Name: 

bondo jovi  <bondojovi@msn.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

once again I BJ write to all you asso's out there... well if you must know Bondo has a new e-mail address so I really do not expect any one writting but if you must... bondojovi@msn.com love from the bodisavatte... BJ

Date: 

Thu Jun 2 19:55:16 2005

Hash Name: 

concrete feet  <run362@yahoo.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

well the memorial day run was excellant,WHO knows i may return for a few more now.Aslong as they remain challenging.ON_ON you wankers!

Date: 

Thu Jun 2 18:37:47 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Trying again (because I'm on call and have too much time on my hands:

We three Wanks
To the tune: “We, Three Kings of Orient Are”

Getting older sure is a drag
Change in bowels is one red flag
Take no chance, or
Rectal cancer
Might just buy you the “bag.”

Oh-Oh-O!
Chorus:
Time for colonoscopy
For old men in the RIH3
Cleanse your bowels
Stop your howls
Dr WHO says it’s pain-free

Basket first, he’s got no class
Fake tatoos all over his ass
Always joking
Through the poking
Saving up all his gas

Ch.:

Bondo’s next, he made his bowels clear
On the bed, presented his rear
This exposure
Caused discomposure
The nurses went white with fear

Ch.:

Tinker’s last, the favorite hash gimp
Got prepared in spite of his limp
Watched, breath bated
Unsedated
Proving that he’s no wimp

Ch.:

Async’s next, his time is near due
He has said he’ll chose Dr WHO
He may rue it
But WHO will do it
Problem is: who will do WHO?

Ch.:

Date: 

Thu Jun 2 18:31:36 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Does that mean if I put in
it will work?

Boy, is that easy!