Date: 

Sun Oct 9 21:48:44 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr W.H.O.  <Drwho@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

AnywherebuthereH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Columbus Day. A holiday. No d'erections by Sunday at 21:45! Pathetic. I say we meet at Bondo's at 6:30. We can follow some random marks left over the years, head back, and at least have some beer! And maybe JBS will be there to give massages! Woo Hoo! (Excuse me: ...WHoo!) On On WHO

Date: 

Sun Sep 25 15:19:10 2005

Hash Name: 

bondojovi  <bondojovi@msn.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

hey once again the best run is upon us Bondo checked out two areas where 10 years ago the hash ran everywhere there only to find signs that we are no longer welcome..... So in antisapation Bondo laid trail in both those places and lots of flowers were laid and of course everyone knows that Rain will wash away those marks Brave Bondo knowing the trail will be washed away again sets a thurd trail marks high on something oh! poles Large ones and telephones too.... directions will be from where the run starts..... From providence come to woonsocket find exit slaterville off of 146north..... take a right at end and a right at light... follow to next light take a left follow to next light take a right.. follow into woonsocket to meadow rd. guess where !!!!!! try bondo"s house.... ON ON

Date: 

Tue Sep 13 21:26:27 2005

Hash Name: 

Cock Roach  <rich1246@adelphia.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RI

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

These old legs of a charter member just can't take the abuse,disrespect and plain ole neglect any more. This is why I don't hash like I once did. I fondly remember the days when Bondo Jovi sang the lumberjack song and impressed every pizza parlor waitress from Bellingham to Central Falls. The intriguing aroma that Iron Lady left behind is till seared, seared I tell you in my olfactory memories. And yes, the image of Basket Boom Boom defacating behind a bush in a posh East Side yard prompts me to this day to question the why's of associating with such an organization. My regards to the RIH3 and its fine traditions and congrats on your 1000th. ON ON

Date: 

Wed Sep 7 15:12:54 2005

Hash Name: 

Capt McWHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

D'erections to the Dragon Boat Race:

From the South:

95 North to Exit 28
Turn R at the end of the ramp onto School Street
Pass the entrance to the Dragon Boat Area (Tim Healey Way) and Find the Medical Bldg (333 School Street) on your Right.
Park at the far end, and walk towards the river and the smell of rotting fish. Find trail to the Right.

From the North:

95 South to Exit 27
Take a left at the end of the ramp, and after the double lights, left again.
Pass Mr USA Cleaners, Cross the river on the Division Street Bridge, and turn Right on School Street after the vacant lot.
Follow the above for parking.

Be there as early as possible, we might be in an early heat (like 08:30).

On ON

WHO

Date: 

Mon Aug 15 15:01:25 2005

Hash Name: 

Snotty  <snotty@btinternet.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Henfield H3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

I am back to attend another pitiful run, looking forward to the beer. See you later

Date: 

Sun Aug 14 22:38:34 2005

Hash Name: 

Trail Hoover  <trailhoover@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

OK, so it really shouldn't be a surprise that I am posting directions at the very last minute....should it? Oh, it's true that we have a fairly new webmeister - he shall be pardoned for his questioning this one time....ok back to important matters, directions to this Monday's Hash!! Wrentham, Wrentham, Wrentham!! From points south (of MA): - RT 95 N into MA, to RT 495 N (exit 6B off 95N) - Take exit 14B off 495 (onto RT 1 South) - Follow RT1 South a short distance to the intersection of RT 152 (Taunton St). - Take a right on RT152, past Target, back over RT 49 - The State Forest sign is on the right, across from the parking lot - which is on your left. Park here. See you there.

Date: 

Fri Aug 12 00:36:07 2005

Hash Name: 

HOOOVAH  <trailhoover@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3 i guess

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Since WIPOS has moved on to salty pastures like Jamestown, I've decided to lay a trail in Wrentham, MA. Its about time we get out of RI for another Hoovah Masshole adventure. Not many details just yet, other than the hash will start promptly at 6:30 - and you may want to bring flashlights as its getting dark earlier...or if you rather, don't bring one and trip over a tree trunk in the dark and damage your only good eye? Ok sure, see you there!

Date: 

Tue Aug 9 10:29:09 2005

Hash Name: 

kraM  <kraM@hasher.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

DC Hash House Harriettes and Harriers

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Well, last night's Beavertail Park trail was one to remember,.......NOT!!!!! Someone in RIH3 needs to offer remedial trail laying to Half-Mind Extraordinaire WIPOS. The thing that really took the cake was the fact that supposedly this was his best lay so far. Regardless, he did do a great job with the chalk talk, and we were having fun for about the first 20 minutes. I also have to hand it to him for getting yours truly, "Pathfinder", completely turned around to the point where, when I short cut back to the start, the cars were completely opposite where I suspected them to be. The circle had the pack in fine voice, and the apres was a success in that there was good beer, enough food, good beer, not too many unruly drunkards in the bar, and good beer. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention, there was good beer at the apres. Next time, so as to avoid another such debacle, yours truly will consult with Basket Boom Boom or Dr. Who and serve as guest hare for a night. On On you bloody Wankers!

Date: 

Sun Aug 7 10:29:55 2005

Hash Name: 

Balls On Barbedwire  <ballsonbarbedwire@yahoo.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Jolly Rogers H3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Good meeting you wanks at the first Boston Shiggy Hash. Hope to see you all real soon. Let me leave you with a standing invitation to cum visit us in Tampa... even you Fuwangi... Someone's always got room for a few more Hashers to crash! B.O.B. JRH3

Date: 

Sat Jul 23 09:44:32 2005

Hash Name: 

Shameless  <doG@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3 unfortunately

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

This is from doG, "All of you Wanks are going to hell for all your drinking and cursing and evil thoughts about Basket. What, you've already paid time running with Bondo? Bondo doesn't run, so you must be lying again. Okay, just putting up with him for all this time is penance enough, so I'll just send you to Purgatory instead. How do you get there? Just keep going the way you're going... up 146 north and go to Mass. It's 5 exits past the demon Forestdale/Slatersville exit and 10 miles into the Blessed Kennedy country. You'll see a sign from doG, Purgatory Rd, Sutton. Go left off exit, but you won't be allowed into Purgatory yet. Park at the first dirt area on the left just after crossing the highway. Think good thoughts about Basket, and maybe your time will be easy. OnOn Seamus