Date: 

Sun Dec 11 19:25:16 2005

Hash Name: 

Amish It Head  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

map for thos who are illiterate. http://photobucket.com/albums/v140/Nat_Ward/?action=view¤t=hash2.jpg

Date: 

Sun Dec 11 19:19:06 2005

Hash Name: 

Amish It Head  <third post is a charm>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

Option 1:

1. Rt 4S
2. Left turn onto W. Allentown Road for .5mile
3. Right turn onto Tower Hill Road for .25mile
4. Left turn onto Hamilton Allentown Road for 1.5mile
5. Right turn onto Boston Neck Road (1A) for .75mile
6. Drive for a bit until you pass Gilbert Stuart Road on the right, unlit parking lot for state land will be just a bit farther on the left with a brown sign mentioning Gilbert Stuart.

Option 2: 1. Take 138E (
2. Exit onto Rt 1A exit just before Jamestown Bridge.
3. Take a left at stop sign, go about .5mile and lot will be on the right.

Date: 

Sat Dec 10 20:26:51 2005

Hash Name: 

Amish It Head  <Look Below Wanks>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Will fill in mileage tomorrow. Don't know why the guestbook threw all that text together even though I had returns in there. Damn internet.

Date: 

Sat Dec 10 20:25:19 2005

Hash Name: 

Amish It Head  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3 - Unfortunately

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Ok - Monday's hash directions are as follows: Option 1: 1. Rt 4S 2. Left turn onto W. Allentown Road 3. Right turn onto Tower Hill Road 4. Left turn onto Hamilton Allentown Road 5. Right turn onto Boston Neck Road (1A) 6. Drive for a bit until you pass Gilbert Stuart Road on the right, parking lot will be just a bit farther on the left. Option 2: 1. Take 138E 2. Get off (hehe) on Rt 1A exit just before Jamestown Bridge. 3. Take a left at stop sign, go about .5mile and lot will be on the right. Look for me, a jackass with a sack full of flour. On-on-on will be at either Oak Hill Tavern (how does that steak thing work?) or at Gillian's Ale House - scene of the infamous I Pee Eh?! Amish

Date: 

Wed Dec 7 14:23:47 2005

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Actually, it was "Lulu's Talking A**hole". Can't get enough!

Date: 

Tue Dec 6 22:31:50 2005

Hash Name: 

Amish It Head  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

WHO - this is the spot where you make a witty comment related to the spam on the board, Dry Foot erases it, and then we all laugh at you because your comment then doesn't make any sense. You must be watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Booiiiinnng! Masturbation, I like masturbation. Masturbation, I love to masturbate! Oh I like to yank my crank, yes he likes.... On-on Amish

Date: 

Sun Dec 4 18:30:34 2005

Hash Name: 

Mystery Bimbo Co-hare  <mystery@bimbocohare.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Because the posted directions to the start of the hash SUCKS, here are some alternate directions.

STATE HOUSE OPTION RT 44

1. Get to Providence “The City” and take Smith street = RT 44 West. This is the street in front of state house and go West all the way to Jastram st.
2. Left on Jastram. 81 Jastram.

Note: It is about 2 miles from the State House. Just a few blocks past the Newport Creamery and the left on Jastram is directly across from a park on the Right.

Or the Roger Williams Hospital option

DEAN STREET:

1. Get to Atwells the Pinapple,
2. then turn Right on Dean st. which turns into Pleasant Valley.
3. Left on Chalkstone (where the Nathanial Green middle school is)
4. Right on River st. (at the shell gas station)
5. Left on Moorland st. (approx ˝ mile down.)
6. Next Right on jastram 2nd house on right.
7. 81 Jastram.

On-on.

Date: 

Thu Dec 1 19:40:29 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

THE WEBMASTER FOR THIS SITE SUCKS!

I think we should fire his ass and hire a new one.

Date: 

Wed Nov 30 16:25:58 2005

Hash Name: 

WHO  <WHOcoulditbe@WHO givesash*t.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH69

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Now there's someone with too much time on his hands! Maybe we should elect him webmeister. Some write-ups might actually make it onto the website.

On On

WHO

Date: 

Mon Nov 28 10:24:57 2005

Hash Name: 

Ebenezer Jake  <sixfeetunder@happy2behere>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Humbug! It's the holiday's and they don't serve beer in dog heaven. It's also Bondo's birthday today, and he always had a cold one for me while I lived. I hope you give him a DD for it tonight.