Date: 

Mon Jan 9 13:15:42 2006

Hash Name: 

amazon.c*m  <amazon.c*m@gmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

BH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

In efforts to be the best Hash Ho ever, I thought I would pass this on to ya'll. Cheaper rego if you sign up before Feb 1. The Boston Hash House Harriers are proud to announce our annual Hash weekend, which by pure chance happens to coincide with the weekend of the prime example of running masochism; the Boston M*r*th*n (April 14-17th). The Boston H3 Nautical Naughtiness Weekend (during Boston M*r*th*n weekend) is a four day glorification of drinking, debauchery and laziness in honor of a whole bunch of mental and physical deviants who voluntarily put themselves through hours of suffering over a very unfriendly course for nothing more than a worthless piece of scrap metal and a mistaken belief that they have actually accomplished something. However we do organize a beer check on Heartbreak hill to help alleviate their pain. Oh yeah, we drink most of the beer ourselves, but it's the thought that counts. There will be a pub crawl, a main event hash, an epic party (on a Booze Cruise!!), a hangover hash, and the aforementioned beer check during the m*r*th*n. Registration is now open. Check out the details at http://bostonhash.com/marathon06/index.htm and sign up at http://bostonhash.com/marathon06/reg.php. We do offer crash space as available, and we have always found at least enough floor space for all who ask.

Date: 

Mon Jan 9 10:18:32 2006

Hash Name: 

Tink  <tink@halfabrain.gov>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Pig Iron (NH)

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Sounds like Seamus McBaxter is putting in a bid for Gland Master. He runs, he drinks, and he speaks better than any of you lot.

Date: 

Mon Jan 9 09:05:55 2006

Hash Name: 

Seamus Mac Baxter  <IAMGM@Dog.cum>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

WIPOS was hare for our Robbie Burns Hash 3 years ago. It was inspired, creative, and if it were not for Basket crashing through the ice, pulling my young tail in with him, it was brilliant. I'd like to say, "They wad me hals with hude and hutt, Quhyle I wes riche and had anewch, About me friendis anew I gatt, Rycht blythlie on me thay lewch: Bot now they mak it wondir tewch, And lattis meWhy I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Robbie Burns run? WIPOS? No problem. Three hours sloshing through black swamp should easily satisfy. (Assuming of course single malt whiskey stops every 100 yards.)

Date: 

Sat Jan 7 16:00:15 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Och, Lassies an' laddies! On th' cauld, bu' blessit morn o' 25 Jan, 1759, ain Rabbie Burns wa' bourn, in Alloway, Ayrshire. I noot tha' one blastit gonuph, WIPOS hae the responsibility o' harin' Jan 23rd, the hash closest tae this day. Is he man enow?

Hoots!

McWHO

Date: 

Thu Dec 29 20:43:55 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

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If you see no spam after this message, then you will get no spam for X-Mas next year. Pitty you, wankers!

On-on,
Dry Foot

Date: 

Sat Dec 24 10:43:34 2005

Hash Name: 

Tinker  <Frozen@PigIron.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Pig Iron, NH

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

Dry Foot, how can we keep those annoying spammers out? I'm not talking about perfume floggers, I'm talking about you know WHO. (Spam, spam, spam, spam!!)

Date: 

Wed Dec 21 19:21:05 2005

Hash Name: 

Jake  <GhostofGM@RIH3.dog>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Ebenezer Bondo! Repent while you can. Share your beer with your Hash Friends before you loose them, as you lost me. On Christmas night you will be visited by 4 ghosts. The ghost of Christmas' past, present, and future, and, of course, me. You'd better leave a cold one out with a doggy bone or two. If you change your ways, you will lay a wonderful virgin trail on the following day. You should start at 2 pm near the Mount Saint Mercy Health Center. You can get there by taking Route 295 to the Diamond Hill (Route 114) north exit. Go left off exit towards Woonsocket and Diamond Hill, and follow 114 past Diamond Hill Park on the right. Take your next right on 121 and go past the Mount Saint Mercy Health Center and bless you self twice for leaving me out in the cold the last time you hashed there. Then take the next right on a turn out, and park. Remember to keep your beer cold and your balls warm. This is about 4 miles from Rte 295, so count you blessings as you drive and remember, I'm making a list and checking it twice, so bring an expensive gift for Basket and a cheap Swap-me gift for the wankers.

Date: 

Mon Dec 19 18:10:21 2005

Hash Name: 

Dick Dock  <roynda@rogers.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Hey all you wankers, greetings from up North. Wishing you all great holidays. I got the word, I am headed to sunny Yuma, Arizona. Average temp in January is a pleasant 69.9 degrees. Ha Ha! I will be thinking of you all as I hash in shorts and a t-shirt. On-on to the land of tequila shot down-downs!

Date: 

Sat Dec 17 18:44:16 2005

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

Just a test to see if the "enhancements" I made to the guestbook actually worked. If she is weak in the knees in the morning, then that would be a yes.

On-on,
Dry Foot.

Date: 

Fri Dec 16 17:33:48 2005

Hash Name: 

Abu Allabab bin Al Haraam Cum  <oozing1@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Hash of the Year is upon us. Question:is Jesus or Beer the reason for the season? D'erctions for The Holiday Hash 12/19/05: This hash has it all:we will run, swim and skate(bring skates). There will be (free)trees, deer and beer(also free). You can go xmas shopping for the hare(not free) and we will see the lights and sing rugby carols at a local shrine. We may get arrested(there's only so much I can promise). Take 95 north to 123 west(i believe exit 3 in Ma.). Go west(left) at end of exit, take a right at first light(Tiffany St). Take first left then go 0.1 miles and park on right(WHO started a run there).