Date: 

Sat Feb 18 12:14:00 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish Ithead  <Ididyourmomma@haha.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

OK, here are d'erections to the "It's so easy to find the hash that the whole hash can hash hash"
From the north take exit 6A (NOT 6) and at the bottom of the ramp take a right. Immediate left into the Park and Ride lot.
From the south take exit 6A (NOT 6) and at the bottom of the ramp take a left. Go under 95 and take a left into the Park and Ride lot.

There's no hunting at night, but if you got 200in^2 of flourescent orange hanging around it probably ain't a bad idea.......
On-On, Amish

Date: 

Mon Feb 13 12:45:19 2006

Hash Name: 

amazon.cum  <amazon.cum@gmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

BH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

I'm bringing snowshoes that do virtually nothing for me (beyond making it more difficult to walk), as well as 3 unsuspecting Boston hashers. I'm also going to be way overdressed this time. :)

Date: 

Sun Feb 12 21:28:03 2006

Hash Name: 

Basket ski boom boom  <idontwannarun@fuwangii.rehash.cumon >

Home Hash Chapter: 

the NewRumneyH3 and Rhody of course

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

Does anyone but me think this is a perfect opportunity to ski Fuwangii's rehash. Remember when we ran it last time, we found a better trail then he did, and he was the one stopped by the cops and last to the beer stop. Plus it's a great opportunity to dust off those ski's before Rumney.

Date: 

Sat Feb 11 23:28:18 2006

Hash Name: 

Fuwangi Boner  <wiposwearskevlar@thickskin.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

D'erections: 295N to exit 12 At the end of the ramp turn left @ the light onto Mendon road. About 5 miles or so.. not really sure who cares. After the train tracks turn Right into the Stop and Shop parking lot. Park in the back right corner.

Date: 

Sat Feb 11 23:20:04 2006

Hash Name: 

Fuwangi Boner  <wiposwearskevlar@thickskin.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Okay so it will be the return of the hash that never was on the border of Cumberland / Lincoln. I've been waiting for the perfect conditions and perhaps this may be it. A perfect re-creation of the hash that never was. The run will start from the Stop and Shop parking lot off of Mendon Rd. D'erections :: 295 N to exit 12 Turn Left at the light onto Mendon road. Approx. 5 miles ?? don't really know who cares. Immediately after the train tracks turn right into the Stop and Shop parking lot Park in the back right of the lot. Plan on shitty beer no marks because we all know you're not going to follow my trail. Beer check will be over by Fore court you know the deal. On in at Tuck's. See I even did the write up, so now you don't need to show up.

Date: 

Thu Feb 2 15:13:08 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Finally! Time again for a trail of supreme excellence: virgin territory, fine shiggy, and challenging terrain; cleverly marked and painstakingly plotted by hare of the millenium: Dr W.H.O. God knows you've all been waiting with keen anticipation. How, you ask, can this hare attempt to top his almost unending stream of brilliant trails? Well, WHO knows! Next Monday, February 6th, mid-summer in New Zealand, come and celebrate Waitangi Day (once known as New Zealand National Day) in the unseasonably warm climes of Cumberland, RI. Grass skirts, flowered shirts and coconut bras will be appropriate once again. The hash may even revisit past triumphs and perform the Haka at the beer stop. (For those unfamiliar, try: http://folksong.org.nz/ka_mate/ .) No Maori beer will be served. Cannibalism has not been ruled out, though. So, grab your lei, or blowpipe, and prepare for a little head-hunting, Rhody-style, next Monday at 6:30 sharp. Ka Mate, Ka mate!

Directions:

295 to 114 N (Diamond Hill Road).

114 N to Nate Whipple Highway (Rt 120). Turn Left.

After about 3/4 mile, turn Right into the North Cumberland Middle School lot, and park

On On

W.H.O.

Date: 

Tue Jan 31 12:23:03 2006

Hash Name: 

amazon.cum  <amazon.cum@gmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Boston

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

1. Bob Wood hash tomorrow, Feb 1. (Details at www.bostonhash.com)

2. Today is the last day to register for the marathon hash before the price goes up.

3. Come to my hash on Superbowl Sunday. :) Yuengling, pierogies, Steelers Smiley Cookies, a 1 More Layer check, and at least 17 Pittsburgh landmarks. Prelube: 2pm HST at The Field - 20 Prospect St, Cambridge. (Central Sq on the Red Line).

Date: 

Tue Jan 31 12:16:12 2006

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Anti-spam test.

Date: 

Mon Jan 16 13:42:30 2006

Hash Name: 

Hoovah  <trailhoover@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

More SHOCKING NEWS - the frickin guestbook left out the directions...is it a sign of things to come? Maybe. Here they are, I hope: -Rt95 to exit 6A (Hopkins Hill Road) -Follow Hopkins Hill Rd southbound to first stop sign (Division Street) -Follow 0.2 miles past stop sign to a sandy trunout on the left, park here.

Date: 

Mon Jan 16 13:37:43 2006

Hash Name: 

Hoovah  <trailhoover@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

This may cause a shock to some systems - but I am posting directions early (shocking!!) for my hash on January 30th. Get your sandsuits ready kids