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Date: 

Mon Mar 13 10:11:13 2006

Hash Name: 

G@GH  <jmiller4@ebmail.gdeb.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Ahhh, yes! Another debacle! Here’s the best I can do from work: My cell is 814.880.7251 if anyone has trouble tonight. Carolina Trout Pond in the Carolina Management Area. 1) From I-95 South, take Exit 3. 2) Follow Rt. 138 West until Rt. 138 and Rt. 3 split. At the split, make the left onto Mechanic St. 3) Follow Mechanic St. South, under I-95. Mechanic St. will turn into Switch Rd. 4) Not too far after you pass Old Switch Rd on the left, make a left onto the dirt road leading into the park. This is the left turn AFTER Kenyon Hill Trail. I seem to recall there may be a small wooden sign saying something about either the Carolina Area or the Carolina Trout Pond. 5) Follow this dirt road until you get to the trout pond.

 


 

Date: 

Sun Mar 12 19:21:52 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish Ithead  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

As long as WHO brings back pictures of half-nekkid spring break young nubile coeds I could care less about what he complains about!

Otherwise, shut yo mouth WHO.

 


 

Date: 

Sun Mar 12 16:22:21 2006

Hash Name: 

Basket  <Jimmy don't whine but I don't care@AAA.com >

Home Hash Chapter: 

This pathetic one

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

Does this sound like whining to anyone but me? I think Dr WHO's had a few to many Budweiser's while watching young nubile coeds on Spring Break. "Great job! Now if we can only get directions before Monday aftenoon. (Written crankily in Ft. Lauderdale Airport at 15:40, Sunday.)"

 


 

Date: 

Sun Mar 12 15:38:15 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Great job! Now if we can only get directions before Monday aftenoon. (Written crankily in Ft. Lauderdale Airport at 15:40, Sunday.)

 


 

Date: 

Sun Mar 12 13:37:46 2006

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Regarding the switch to rih3.com (and no more pop-ups), you can repay me by:

1. Buying me beer,
2. Taking my unfinished write-ups, or
3. Providing sexual favors (bimbos only, please).

On-on,
Dry Foot.

 


 

Date: 

Sat Mar 11 23:53:09 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish Ithead  <holycrapthehomepagechanged@wow.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

http://rih3.com is going to be a lot easier to remember when I'm at work and need to print directions to the hash. Good job, whoever it was that made this change!

ON-ON, Amish

 


 

Date: 

Sun Mar 5 19:19:33 2006

Hash Name: 

Cum Titty  <matty.leighton@unh.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Seacoast H3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Thanks to all the RIH3 hashers who helped to make my first Rumney Ski Hash fabulous - Basket, Dry Foot, Cumumder, Hoovah, Oozing SD, Snotty. I had a blast! Hope to see some of you out at the Seacoast hash on Sat, 3/11 in Somersworth, NH. See our pathetic but easy-to-maintain website for de-erections (http://home.comcast.net/~mattyleighton1/index.html) I would love to cum to your hashes but Monday nights are a little tough with the drive and having to work on Tuesdays. I hope to give it a try sometime soon, though. I don't work in July, so I will have no excuse not to cum down then, if I can't make it before. On-on! CT

 


 

Date: 

Sun Mar 5 11:12:09 2006

Hash Name: 

Bondo Jovi  <Bondojovi@msn.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

The Run of the year will be on March 6, 2006 the place to be will be at Bondo's ..... how do i get there you may ask????? do not know and do not care......as always the food will be delightful and the beer awwwsome..... so for any assoss needing erections follow the red brick road...from providence take 146 north to slaterville exit.. right at end of exit and right at the light....go to next light and take a left.....go to next light and take a right.... go 1/2 mi and take a left at meadow road purple house on on on on on ... Virgin run....

 


 

Date: 

Mon Feb 27 10:20:09 2006

Hash Name: 

amazon.cum  <amazon.cum@gmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

BH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Registration for the Marathon Hash is $45 until April 1. It looks like I won't be able to attend the festivities on Saturday, but I've already paid $40. If anyone wants to be a doll and take over my rego, you can give me $40 and then pay the other $5, and my bank account will thank you.

 


 

Date: 

Sun Feb 26 21:06:48 2006

Hash Name: 

Oozing  <oozing1@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

The Peace/Prez Pardon Hash 2/27/06 After searching high and low, a town where you can celebrate all three religions in peace:Easton, Ma. They have a mosque, a church and a mausoleum. Now, they'll have a hash! Take 95 north to 495 south, to exit 10/123. Set your odometers. Take 123 east(left) for 3.8 miles(taking a R at one point infront of Hannafords). Left on Poquaniticut Ave, then at 5.2 miles, take left on Massapoag Ave(signs for state park).In about a mile,take right at Stop sign/Rockland St.Go another mile and take left on Allen Rd/jnx of VFW station.Go a curvy mile to end?jnx of Bay Rd and park on left at entrance of park. It takes about 30 mins from Prov to get there.

 


 

Date: 

Thu Feb 23 09:52:51 2006

Hash Name: 

Tinkawee  <IPA@RIH3.cum>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Rowdy Hash

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

Whoa - Is Oozing SD out of the closet? Or the entire RIH3 out of the closet??? Where's Wormie when we need him?

 


 

Date: 

Mon Feb 20 15:29:26 2006

Hash Name: 

oozing taliban ooozeee  <forgot to pay the man>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

I must admit that I am a queer a queer that dreams of doing it with Basket A homo sexual that wants Bondo Jovi up my ass and last but not least the RI H3 in line wanting a blow job from the ooozze... well that is my confession thank you and cume in my mouth anytime... Love OOOZZ

 


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