Date: 

Mon Apr 3 14:18:09 2006

Hash Name: 

Home Hash Chapter: 

prague

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

spam and eggs, spam and ham spam and mash spam, spam and mash spam, spam, and tea spam, spam, spam, and a blue norwegian parrot Hiding in plain sight you old farts! Especially that German singing, flatulent laden fuck and his little Woonsocket friend.

Date: 

Fri Mar 31 22:06:23 2006

Hash Name: 

Tubslut & Amazon  <sitting in a tree>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Basket, your presence is cordially requested at the boston marathon hash [gang bang] in 2 weeks. And at NURD May 13. www.bostonhash.com and www.hmhhh.com. Wanker. Cum or die.

Date: 

Fri Mar 31 07:26:22 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish It Head  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

"My going rate is $10/hr, but I'm willing to negotiate." - Duece Bigalow, Male Gigalo

Date: 

Thu Mar 30 17:32:32 2006

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <you know it already>

Home Hash Chapter: 

you know this too

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

OK... here's the scoop.

The guestbook is spam-free, but only time will tell when they (spammers) will be back. The f*ckers run an automated program that signs the guestbook, which means no person actually types these messages into the guestbook.

So don't bother responding either to them or in this guestbook back to them.... they're not going to get your message.

So when they come back (and they will), be patient as I play "find my guestbook now" games with them.

If you expect more from your webmaster, either (a) pay me (my billable rate is $125/hr), or (b) blow me (seriously, sexual favors ARE honored).

On-on,
DFF.

Date: 

Mon Mar 27 17:16:46 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish Ithead  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

How insulting WHO. Real brokeback cowboys don't be needin' no Viagra.........

Date: 

Mon Mar 27 17:00:39 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Clearly, P.W. is spamming this site to send a message:

Basket: You should:

1. Take some SOMA to relax.
2. Take some VIAGRA to help you perform.
3. Take some PROZAC when you get depressed at failing at #2.
4. Take some ULTRAM to get rid of the pain incurred by #2.

On On

Date: 

Mon Mar 27 09:29:08 2006

Hash Name: 

pw  <nope no way >

Home Hash Chapter: 

prague

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

this website is a constant. whine whine whine......might be time to rejoin and kick some ass. you pansies have been spoiled on easy to find , flour laden trail. 5 lbs should last a whole year! Reading the old trashes, I noticed that you had a previous trail that went past my front door. I will not tell you which one, as that old fart might show up asking for beer( which old fart, take your pick thee are a bakers dozen, i was most worried about Enema Bill) Then I read the wipos was setting one in northern Mass. He must have the day off, as for us , nothing like a 90 minute drive to start off. don't wait for me.....

Date: 

Sun Mar 26 23:55:28 2006

Hash Name: 

WIPOS  <WIPOS@aol.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

HIGH ROCK ROAD HASH D'errections: I-95 north to I-495 north exit 6, take exit 14 for Rt. 1 north, travel several miles on Rt.1 past Thurston St. intersection, High Rock Road is about one mile past light up the hill on right, turn right onto HIGH ROCK ROAD and continue one mile up hill to Micro-Wave station, park in circular parking lot. You people have got to be off your rockers getting directions from Bondo.

Date: 

Wed Mar 22 11:00:17 2006

Hash Name: 

Cum Titty  <matty.leighton@unh.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Seacoast H3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

I feel like hashing this weekend, and noone else has volunteered to hare, so the Seacoast is hashing on Saturday in Durham. On-after at my place, as usual, so bring your pillows and sleeping bags if you don't want to get arrested for DUI on the way home. Here's the info: Hare: CT and whomever else might volunteer Where: Lot B, UNH Campus, Durham, NH When: Saturday, March 25, 2006, 1:00 HST Cost: $5.00 Dog-Friendly? Yes Promises: Ticks, shitty beer Bring: Deet for ticks (Frontline on your dog is a good idea), pillows/sleeping bags if staying over at CTs, booze De-erections: From the South: Take I-95 North to Exit 4 ("N.H. Lakes and Mountains, Spaulding Turnpike"). Continue to Exit 6W and follow Route 4 West past the Dover/Durham Route 108 exit. Exit at Route 155A and turn east (left) toward Durham. At the traffic light, turn right onto College Road. Follow College Road around the long curve to the left and you will see Lot B on your left after you pass Mitchell Way. If you get to Mill Road, you've gone too far. From the North: Follow I-95 South to Exit 5. Continue on Spaulding Turnpike to Exit 6W and follow directions as listed from Boston. From the West: Take Route 4 East to the Route 155A exit. From the exit, Durham is to the right.

Date: 

Mon Mar 20 09:38:06 2006

Hash Name: 

Basket  <basketboomboom@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

For those traveling to today's St Paddy's Day Hash at in Cumberland by 295, the exit for Mendon Rd is 10 on Rte 122. Follow 122 away from Woonsocket and Bondo Jovi for about 3 miles to the traffic light at Mendon and Broad Sts at the VFW post on left. Then left on Broad for just under a mile to St Patricks at #301

Date: 

Tue Mar 14 11:36:01 2006

Hash Name: 

Cum Titty  <mattyleighton1@comcast.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Seacoast

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

Thanks for a great time last night. RIH3 hashers are truly gentlemen - all of you waiting so patiently for me to cum. And Cumunder, on the other hand, yelling at me to cum as fast as possible. I've never seen someone so uptight about being late to a hash in my life. Butt Wiper thanks you all as well - he loved the trail. On-on and see you at the Ras. Also, plan to cum to the Seacoast's 2nd Analversary Hash sometime in April. I promise to announce a time and place at least a few hours before it starts.