Date: 

Sun Jun 4 23:26:39 2006

Hash Name: 

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Monday (06/05/06) will be an A-A run. Starting point is at the Browning Mill Pond parking lot in South East Arcadia. To get there, take Rt. 3 to the intersection of Rt. 3 and Rt. 165. From the intersection, take Rt. 165 for 1.4 miles West to Arcadia Rd. (not marked as Arcadia Rd.) on the left (South). Look for the signs on both sides of the road for Arcadia management area. Follow the Arcadia Rd. South for about 1-1.5 miles till you reach Browning Mill Pond parking on your right (West). Look for hashers.

Date: 

Sun May 21 17:24:53 2006

Hash Name: 

Oozing  <1@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

The Torture Me Hash Mon 5/22/06 The UN has called for the closure of Guatanoma Bay and AbuGhraib! So what? Like we are going to stop-its our national pastime(foreigners think of baseball as a form of torture too). To commemorate, we will hash on torture grounds of yester year, when we efficiently eradicated the native indians from Apponaug! D'erections: Take 95 south to exit 10A/117 east(if you're heading from Ct like G@GH,take exit 10 and right at exit). Take 117 east for just over 2 miles(stay in right lane, at one point it becomes 1 north. Go east young man, east! Take right at Buttonwoods Rd(jnx marked by Ocean St Job Lot and big WOW sign on right). Take this for 0.4 miles and take left on Asylum Rd(every road in Warwick should be called that). Go 0.7 miles to end(curving past entry to park) to elementary school at end, take a left and park at back. Bring leashes for dogs and dogs for torturing.

Date: 

Sun May 21 10:09:20 2006

Hash Name: 

Neon  <raquelframe@gmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Cerro Brujo Hash House Harriers

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Hope to see you on trail.. OnOn

Date: 

Thu May 11 00:27:16 2006

Hash Name: 

Home Hash Chapter: 

praha

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

How does a former hasher get a top state fire job? Didn't anyone see the incriminating photos of him and Enema Bill?

Date: 

Sun May 7 22:29:06 2006

Hash Name: 

El Tinker  <ElTinker@CiudaddelIronWorks>

Home Hash Chapter: 

ElRhody

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

WHAT!!!! I entered "1" for English!

Date: 

Sun May 7 14:20:35 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish Ithead  <look down>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

Whacking Day Hash

Bring your WIPOS sticks as we're heading into the wild brown/rock yonder of Snake Den Park*.

D'erections:
From the south - take 295N to exit 6C (6W). Follow 6W for 1.8 miles to your third light and take right onto Brown Ave. Follow Brown Ave for approximately 1.3 miles and park in pullout to the right just past Dame Farm.

From the north - something something 295S something to 6W and use rest of above directions.
On-on,
Amish

Date: 

Fri May 5 20:41:06 2006

Hash Name: 

Hada Seca Del Pie (Dry Foot Fairy)  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Tinker's previous posting translated into Spanish. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

01 05 06 dos cosas: 1. Compruebe cualquier misdirections con minuciosidad que usted consiga de Fuwangi, y después vaya la otra manera 2. Re: ¿"cada Hasher con un picadillo nunca dicho de la historia"? ¡Cómo es verdad! Estaba en ese picadillo, apenas un tad tarde después de conducir todo el dia y la noche del hierro de cerdo, (yéndose en 16:46:52), funcionó mi propio rastro (nieve e hielo y una Luna Llena gloriosa), cogido para arriba con el paquete en el cheque de la cerveza de la hoguera, preguntado si el otro Bimbo tenía un plano a coger, y comió realmente el cheeseburger peor del mundo en Cady. Si la da a desvergonzado. Ésa es mi historia. (esta ciudad tiene un millon del ' em.) OOT

Date: 

Mon May 1 14:03:42 2006

Hash Name: 

Tinker  <Tinker@Rhody.Hash>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Rhody of course

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

01 05 06 Two things: 1. Double-check any misdirections you get from Fuwangi, and then go the other way. 2. Re: "Each Hasher with a Story Never Told Hash"? How true! I was on that hash, just a tad late after driving all day and night from Pig Iron, (leaving at 16:46:52), ran my own trail (snow and Ice and a glorious full moon), caught up with the pack at the bonfire beer check, wondered if the other Bimbo had a plane to catch, and actually ate the worst cheeseburger in the world at Cady's. Should have given it to Shameless. That's my story. (This city has a millon of 'em.) OOT

Date: 

Sun Apr 30 18:12:09 2006

Hash Name: 

Fuwangi Boner  <PlayinginTraffic@splat.balls>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

So d'erections to Mon. nights run: 1: Take I-295 N 2: Take the RI-114 N exit- EXIT 11- toward CUMBERLAND / DIAMOND HILL. 0.1 miles Map 3: Turn LEFT onto RI-114 N / DIAMOND HILL RD. Continue to follow RI-114 N. 4.8 miles Map 4: End at Diamond Hill State Park 5: Park off towards the back right hand corner by the pine trees.

Date: 

Mon Apr 24 16:12:56 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

It's that time of year again. I just received the request for names (and money) for this year's Dragon Boat races. If you are interested please email me with a response such as: a) Yes, definitely; b) Yes, hopefully; c) Yes, doubtfully; or d) No, and get me the f. off your goddam list, you wanker!

For those who don't know what I'm talking about go to: http://dragonboatri.com. The brochure is not online yet, but I got a copy with the application and there is a fine picture of some weirdos wearing kilts and false beards on the second page.

The price has gone up to $600 this year, but if we register for the Breast Cancer Awareness race, it's back down to $500. We just have to donate the $1000 we win to a breast cancer charity. And we get an extra race! Therefore the cost to you will remain at $20. I need 26 people to sign up.

The attire needs to be discussed. An early favorite is the Gay Cowboy/Brokeback theme. As always, suggestions are needed, especially if you are not fond of dressing as a gay cowboy. Remember, this is a family event, so see-through lingerie and nazi war criminals are not likely to be acceptable. There also will be NO RED BULL TENT STEALING this year!

Please respond soon.

On On

Dr W.H.O.

Date: 

Fri Apr 14 14:57:30 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <DrWHO@brown.edu>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

D'erections for Monday, April 17:

Regretfully, against all legal advice, against all common sense, indeed, against all reason, Dr WHO has decided to host the hash for Monday, April 17th, from his rustic yet palatial estates in Tiverton. He knows that he will long regret this. It may in fact necessitate that he sell his house and move in a few months. It may result in criminal actions being taken against him in Tiverton. It surely will crush his chances of being elected President of the Tiverton Garden Club. Why would he do such a thing? How can one account for such a rash and reckless act? Perhaps it is that his property was recently re-valued for taxes and he is appealing the increase; the presence of the hash on his property is sure to help his case! Or could he be exacting a sick and twisted revenge upon his unfortunate family? WHO knows!

At any rate, the hash will commence from WHO's driveway at 6:30 sharp this Monday. Don't expect to see WHO's daughters: they're in hiding. Don't expect to see WHO's dogs: they're locked up. Don't expect to see WHO's wife: she doesn't exist. Don't expect to use WHO's bathrooms: he can't afford the fumigation fees. Do expect to behave in an orderly and mature fashion while visiting. Gifts are appropriate. Semi-formal attire is welcomed. Vulgarity and lewdness are forbidden. Have a nice day and good hashing!


195 East (through Fall River) to 24 South

24 South to Exit 5 ("77 to 177" or "138 N". If you cross the bridge, you're f'cked.)

Left at end of ramp, Drive about 500 yards and look for orange cone on Left.

House is large, white (needs painting) with pillars on Porch. There are two driveways. Take second (marked with cone) and pull up to park behind WHO's car at the basketball hoop at the top. Address: 1392 Main Road.

On On

Dr WHO