Date: 

Tue Sep 19 21:02:35 2006

Hash Name: 

Home Hash Chapter: 

RH3

Why I Hash: 

My wife/girlfriend/ significant other wants me out of the house

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

I can't bear to hash anywhere else. What shall I do? Oozing's advice won't be accepted look where it got me so far. Still no email but soon to be at least back on line.. Hugs and kisses

Date: 

Tue Sep 19 20:27:05 2006

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <you know>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Since you wankers like spam so much, I've re-engaged the guestbook. Have fun!

Date: 

Tue Jul 11 23:30:22 2006

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot  <you know it>

Home Hash Chapter: 

you know it too

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

I don't have time for this b-sh*t. I'll conive a solution whenever.... beer will help motivate me, however (hint).

Date: 

Tue Jul 11 19:17:10 2006

Hash Name: 

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

They're baaaack!

Date: 

Mon Jul 3 08:25:13 2006

Hash Name: 

Async  <async@directionsrus>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

Oozing has been once again studying at the Basket School of Hash Directions. You should ignore the reference to Route 37 in Oozing's directions. Take the Airport Exit (#13) off 95 south. Take the Post Road Exit off the Airport Connector,and then follow the rest of Oozing's directions.

Date: 

Sun Jul 2 22:45:57 2006

Hash Name: 

oozing  <hashit4volunteering@wanker.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

D'erections Independence Day Hash Take 95 to TFGreen airport exit. Take Post Rd exit off 37.Left off exit, go north on Post past Airport. Take right at big jnx at Airport Ave(Mobil gas and Staples). Mark odometer. Go thru jnx off 117/Warwick ave. You are now on West Shore Rd. Soon, u will be in the wee village of Conimicut. At 3.3 miles, take a left on Troy Ave. Go right to end and park around there/around corner. We will start from #34. The hostess is just Stephanie. We will have a grille, fire and fireworks later. Bring a chair if you want to. It will be a party that will go long into the night so bring change of clothing. And I deserve the hashit! Unless we cum upon whiny, cheating pork 'n cheeses!

Date: 

Sat Jul 1 19:59:17 2006

Hash Name: 

oozing  <oozing>

Home Hash Chapter: 

oozing

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Hash d'erctions will be posted tomorrow. No goddamn whiny cheating pork 'n cheeses welcome. Fuck off!

Date: 

Wed Jun 28 19:28:37 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish Ithead  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

I like following right behind Trail Hoover

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

"Lo trovo piuttosto impressionante. Lavoro grande fatto..)"

grande fatto

How did the spammers know that Bondo is here!?

Date: 

Wed Jun 28 13:25:53 2006

Hash Name: 

Sesso  <Sesso>

Home Hash Chapter: 

...

Why I Hash: 

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Comments: 

Lo trovo piuttosto impressionante. Lavoro grande fatto..)

Date: 

Tue Jun 20 23:56:18 2006

Hash Name: 

Dry Foot Fairy  <dryfootfairy@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

...and?

Anyone care to finish this sentence?

Date: 

Tue Jun 20 22:49:35 2006

Hash Name: 

saw'rsquat  <stealqueen@cox.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

If none of you are cuming tell me now so I can plagiarize. No really, If I can just get rid of Basket and Who and Tinker and.... I surely could find a great run of the past, maybe even a map and then I will get high marks and

Date: 

Mon Jun 19 11:25:33 2006

Hash Name: 

Canis Lickus  <canislickus@earthlink.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

HappyValley Hash House Harriers

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Fuwangi dates my daughter

Comments: 

Just a quick Thank You to the RIH3 for sending up their most awesome one and only Fuwangi Boner to this past weekend's HappyValley Buffett V event. His most skilled assistance in helping to empty the 2nd keg of the weekend early on was most appreciated. The demonstration of how NOT to play Beirut was also very instructive to those inexperienced in the finer points of the game. The example of a quite quick descent into slurring, staggering, song bastardizing nipple twister also proved helpful to the rest of the pack seeking to stay upright longer. If I may suggest, perhaps the RIH3 has developed some different hash habits or practices, and far be it from me to step on the grand traditions of one of New England's finest hashes, BUT... it is usually customary to actually RUN trail when at a hash. Your tent is typically reserved for night time activities like sleeping, shagging, passing out FOLLOWING the festivities and not usually used to avoid doing trail. My previous experiences at the RIH3 hashes have always involved some of the best shiggilicious trail experiences and it would sadden me to think that the great RIH3 trail reputation might somehow be lost on your younger hashers. Just trying to be one helpful hasher to another local hash to perhaps, instruct their traveling hashers as to customary practices. Yours truly, ON-ON Canis Lickus HVH3

Date: 

Sat Jun 17 19:24:43 2006

Hash Name: 

Wipos  <gotohell@aol.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH#

Why I Hash: 

Don't know

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Don't know

Comments: 

Almost Summer Hash Directions: I-95 to I-195 east, take exit 6 Broadway and turn left at end, continue to intersection and turn left onto Rt.114 north(Pawtucket Ave), contine through several intersections, after intersection past East Prov.High School, on Rt.114 at the bottom of the hill turn right into ball field parking lot. park away for obnoxious ball players. Bring a leash for your suicidal dog. Not responsible for lost or stolen property.

Date: 

Sat Jun 17 16:37:51 2006

Hash Name: 

Amish  <njw108@hotmail.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dr Who is my proctologist

Comments: 

I like spamburgers. That's it - the next time I'm haring, I'm having spamburgers at the beer check. Spam!

Date: 

Sat Jun 17 13:27:26 2006

Hash Name: 

Dr WHO  <Spammer@spamspamspam.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIHSpam

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

Dry Foot Fairy is my webmaster

Comments: 

Hey Dry Foot,

Those spammers are getting smarter. But they still can't spell!

WHO

Date: 

Tue Jun 13 13:12:23 2006

Hash Name: 

Cum Titty  <mattyleighton1@comcast.net>

Home Hash Chapter: 

Seacoast H3

Why I Hash: 

The halfway house lets me out on Monday nights

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I have nightmares of Basket singing German songs

Comments: 

The on-line registration site is now up for Seacoast Red Dress Weekend 2006 (August 25-27). Two reasons to sign up early: 1. We are limiting registration to 50 people total 2. At the moment the price is $50.00 per person, but the price goes up to $55.00 July 1st, just a little more than two weeks away. Here is the URL for the registration site: http://www.seacoasth3.com/virgo2006/schedule.php Your registration includes: Aug 25: Friday night hash/pay-your-own way pub crawl Aug 26: Saturday Red Dress Run with transportation to and from trail Saturday night skits/DJ/dancing/campfire Aug 27: Sunday fatboy hash w/ Hash O'Limpdicks - games games games! Prizes! Humiliate yourself in public! Registration fee includes: Camping (two nights) at Camp Cum-Titty including hot shower and clean porta-jon KEG BEER all weekend (at camp) Food (at camp) Tags and giveaways Saturday Red Dress Run Transport to/from hash DJ or LIVE BAND Saturday night (TBD) Virgo Birthday Party with Games on Sunday Don't miss it - sign up NOW!

Date: 

Sun Jun 11 19:29:19 2006

Hash Name: 

Home Hash Chapter: 

RIH3

Why I Hash: 

The RIH3 bimbos are awesome!

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

WIPOS is my fashion adviser

Comments: 

Monsieur Bondo made a mistake in his otherwise stellar directions. At the end of St Paul Street, turn RIGHT, not left.

Date: 

Sun Jun 11 11:02:45 2006

Hash Name: 

beer master  <beer . com >

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

hey I just summited my comments and they do not come up when retreving them... so hair i go again..... the bike hash will start at bondo' house... 157 meadow rd.... from providence take 146 north to slatterville exit take a right at end of ramp and a right at the light.... go to next light and take a left onto st paul st follow to next light .. take a left and go .5 mi to meadow rd take a left and find purple house with orange cone on lawn good luck... bring a bike and your wallet with money in it ot deffer the cost of the on on ..

Date: 

Sun Jun 11 10:54:07 2006

Hash Name: 

beer master  <bondojovi@msn.com>

Home Hash Chapter: 

rih3

Why I Hash: 

I'm a shrink conducting a case study on abberant behaviour

Why I Deserve a Pardon: 

I'm a patient of Oozing's

Comments: 

deer fellow beer assoes the rumor fo a bike hash is true bring a bike or run ten plus miles whatever you wish but a bike for your butt would be a good choise..... Bike Hash will start at 157 meadow RD. Woonsocket .... to get there follow the yellow piss road.... From providence take 146 north to exit slatterville right at end of ramp and right at the light ... follow to next light and take a left onto st, paul street and follow to next light .... right at light and .5 mi up take left onto meadow rd.... purple house with hhh cone on lawn... bring your wallet with money to help deffer the cost of the on on ...